This is what happens when you wake up at 5 AM, have lots to do, and discover an avoidance technique…


(to the tune of “O Little Town of Bethlehem”)

 Oh, little laptop on my desk

How still I see thee lie,

Out of a deep and dreamless sleep

I must not pass thee by.


For I am now on You Tube-

My Christmas wish unfurled,

Shared and starred and flagged and viewed,

Broadcast to all the world.


I log onto my You Tube site,

The views have risen high.

Success is mine, I feel so fine.

As Christmas time draws nigh.


A ‘hit’ takes on new meaning,

My message portends fame.

This is the best, I can go rest

My name shall be proclaimed.


Santa HankOh low, am I upon the morn,

I have been given the boot

By a jolly man who doesn’t shave,

And wears a bright red suit.